Silver Tongue

scintillating-galaxias:

Donut: so what have you guys been up to?

Sarge: we’re stranded in a jungle with dwindling supplies and limited food!

Donut: [got blown up]

Donut: [got crushed by a ship, pushed through the ground, and fell from the top of an underground cavern]

Donut: [was in a comatose for three dies from dehydration]

Donut: [was shot and left for dead]

Donut: [was abandoned in valhalla]

Donut: [is consistently used as a running gag]

Donut:

Donut: that sucks

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