Donut: so what have you guys been up to?
Sarge: we’re stranded in a jungle with dwindling supplies and limited food!
Donut: [got blown up]
Donut: [got crushed by a ship, pushed through the ground, and fell from the top of an underground cavern]
Donut: [was in a comatose for three dies from dehydration]
Donut: [was shot and left for dead]
Donut: [was abandoned in valhalla]
Donut: [is consistently used as a running gag]
Donut:
Donut: that sucks