pierrottrolls:

dingodad:

cannibalivism:

kyubiical:

kyubiical:

jaketrolls:

jaketrolls:

i keep thinking about like

in a similar vein to websites being restricted to people aged 13+ on earth

what if,, websites on alternia,, required you to be of a certain blood hue to join

like imagine never being able to join grubbook or trollblr your entire life just because you’re a couple of points below the expected hue for someone to be using that website

okay but like assuming the average human life expectancy is 65 years, and the usual age limit for joining a social network is 13 years, that means that about one seventh of ages aren’t allowed on said networks

and assuming the highest legal blood hue is 330 (feferi’s blood hue), dividing 330 by 7 gives approximately 47

a blood colour of hue 47 looks like this:

which is about a halfway between bronze and gold.

so like… anybody with a blood colour below gold proper would be restricted from joining websites on the internet and i am cackling

I base all my blood stuff on hues too and THIS IS A GOOD IDEA A+

HIGHBLOODS SENDING THEIR LOWBLOOD FRIENDS LINKS AND THEN GOING “oh wait lmao i forgot ur like 12” – @shakesquad

Consider:

-”HOT STUFF” Accounts, the equivalent of restricted kid accounts. Ie: predetermined phrases, pm features missing, customization limited to presets, etc. 

-Highblooded quadrants having to fill out consent forms to let their lowblooded partner have full accounts.

-Quadrental controls instead of Parental on like everything, portable gaming devices, communicators, TVs.

-QG = Quadrant Guidance at movies.

-Specialized lowblood sites that are almost free reign but require a Highblood account to also be made that can see and control everything going in and out.

-Lowbloods not having a grumblr/trollblr or whatever until they’ve been sent off planet and are finally determined “mature enough”

-Hemoanonymous chat roulette sites/forums being very popular 

-Forums made by and for lowbloods where they talk about ways to cheat the system and get into sites.

#WHERES THAT POST ABT HOW WEBSITES ARE RESTRICTED BASED ON UR PLACE ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM • #this is that  (x)

@pierrottrolls here you go mate

highblood site:

what if its a shitty honor system too like, you have to go and select your blood colour from a list and theres nothing that really checks to see your lying. its not until you brag about your age or post pictures that an admin takes a look at your contribution to the site and determines whether or not youre a lowblood