niliforov:

niliforov:

niliforov:

niliforov:

i’m deleting my account i just found out the jonas brothers are actually brothers and there’s 3 OF THEM i thought it was just a band name and my friends are laughing at me because i never watched camp rock i fucking hate all of you and i hate america and nick, or whatever the fuck the other ones names are, fuck you especially

my sister just messaged me about this post and said “Hey quick question since we’re siblings who have lived in the same house for many years What did you THINK the Jonas brothers were?” in somehow the most condescending tone over text so along with disowning all my friends i also have a sister for sale on the market & if you’re interested please send a letter to my address at 108 Dumbass Boulevard and be sure to send the payment in bitcoin so i can take it with me to my grave to rot with me along with a never opened gold edition copy of camp rock tucked in my arms

this is legitimately the worst night of my life