Some context: In a previous session, we traded something with a beggar for their big, warm pair of furry boots.

Our drow priest: “It’s a bit nipply out here.”

Our DM: “Anyone outside of the wagon roll a con save to see if your nipples are hard.”

Paladin: *only one who rolls high enough* “My nipples are fine because of the boots.”

Priest: “Doesn’t mean he’s not aroused.”