Silver Tongue

averyterrible:

rottweilerprincess:

damnitsizzi:

maditox:

spazztastic-muffin:

suminerdko:

fgsshinyhoard:

Samus Aran amiibos can open the ticket barriers of Moscow Vyacheslav train station, without needing a ticket.

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This is due to an oddly specific RFID in the amiibo that just syncs up correctly enough to the train station’s own reader.  But what I like to say the real reason for this is

Samus don’t need no fucking authorisation so FUCK YOU ADAM


FUCK YOU AND YOUR DEAD MILITARY ASS BITCH I DON’T NEED NO AUTHORISATION


I’M FUCKING SAMUS


“Any objections, Putin?”

Can’t believe that Samus’ scan visor does unlock irl stuff.

how did someone even find this out. ‘fuck no ticket, let me in samus’

did they just like
take all their amiibos to the train station and try them all on the scanners?

well metro i 2 letters away from metroid :/

metroid

metro id

holy fucking shit that better not be that simple

what if it is,,,

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