When I was little I accidentally sucked the ink out of the back of a pen and I thought it gave me superpowers so I tried to shoot ink out of my hands but it didn’t work so I got really mad and boycotted superhero movies for several years bc they lied to me
GURL WHEN DID I POST THIS? WHEN DID I POST THIS BLATANT LIE FOR NOTES?!
FIRST OFF, PAST ME, YOU SUCKED THE INK OUTTA THE PEN AND THEN CRIED FOR AN HOUR BC YOU THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE AND DIDN’T WANNA TELL UR PARENTS BC IT WAS SO DUMB. SUPERPOWERS MY ASS!!!!
SECONDLY, YOU BOYCOTTED SUPERHERO MOVIES BC YOU WERE AN EDGY TEEN™ THAT COULDN’T WATCH ANYTHING THAT WAS POPULAR
I THOUGHT I WAS A DUMB BITCH NOW BUT I WAS AN EVEN DUMBER BITCH BEFORE!!!!
When you drag your own self