Silver Tongue
In the spirit of the holiday season, I want to share my favorite religious stories

shrubsparrow:

1. That time when Jesus practiced for a job interview

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2. When Jesus gave Buddha the best birthday present

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3. When Jesus miraculously created a spring of grape-flavored fanta

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4. That time when God visited Buddha.

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5. The time when Jesus was forced to sing a karaoke song he didn’t know

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6. When Jesus was stopped by the police and he didn’t have his ID

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7. And they called to heaven to verify his identity

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