IT IS KINDLY REQUESTED TO DRAW THE HYPOTHETICAL SPAWN OF JADE AND DAVEPETASPRITE. UNLEASH THE COMPLETE INTERSPECIES CLUSTERFUCK.

banishedquasiroyal:

orochislayer:

banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2:

i should do this. hey @orochislayer javepeta is canon, gimme some hot takes on fan offspring.

fankids get fucked up with javepeta because of all the weird shit involving both their lineages. even without accounting for all the ectobiology you have a family tree that looks like this:

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so instead of like, a human, youve got a fucking 5/8 human + ¼ troll + ¾ sprite + ¼ dog + ¼ cat + 1/8 swordbird type deal going on. and half of those are descended from themselves. what a clusterfuck. i love it

you absolute genius. and what is this beautiful child named? i’m all for purromy. their fingernails are made of swords.

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