fankids get fucked up with javepeta because of all the weird shit involving both their lineages. even without accounting for all the ectobiology you have a family tree that looks like this:

so instead of like, a human, youve got a fucking 5/8 human + ¼ troll + ¾ sprite + ¼ dog + ¼ cat + 1/8 swordbird type deal going on. and half of those are descended from themselves. what a clusterfuck. i love it

you absolute genius. and what is this beautiful child named? i’m all for purromy. their fingernails are made of swords.