Why this is such a wonderful film.
Morticia could forgive Debbie for murdering her parents over them getting her the wrong Barbie doll.
Morticia could forgive Debbie being a black widow serial killer and a greedy, manipulative sociopath.
She could even forgive Debbie trying to kill Fester (meh, the man is practically indestructible, anyway).
But pastels.
Morticia is goals
But that’s what insulted her the most morticia knows how to get at a bitch
That really was what made Debbie mad.
Morticia saying she couldn’t decorate.
My fave part is when she says “You have him (fester) under some strange sexual spell. I can respect that.”
Morticia is literally whom I aspire to be
there’s a reason this entire speech is iconic.
Morticia has a point though. Pastel blue and gold looks like fake royalty. if Debbie didnt want her house to look gaudy, she should have gone with deep reds and golds. Maybe some green too.
Morticia knows how to get a house to look good