Silver Tongue

dimetrodone:

Praying Mantis: *catches a fly with its arms and eats it*

Humans: What a fierce predator, a cold heartless creature that have evolved to kill.

Big fucking whale: *Opens its massive gape and inhales literally thousands of animals in a single gulp, filtering them through its hairy gums and kills them all*

Humans: A harmless peaceful giant

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