No
i’m weak.
im screaming!!
The Curious Case of May Parker
It’s happening in the cartoons, too:
Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)
Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)
Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)
Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)
True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself
Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young
you say that like a joke but there is actually a villain like that. the vulture. who attains eternal youth by stealing the youth out of peters robot parents.
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