thegestianpoet:
“ thegestianpoet:
“how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
”
merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me...

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me showing it to them, recognized me from the family photos, and confronted me about it at a family gathering a few years ago 

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