Silver Tongue
We should remove the restriction on our rights to EAT babies.

scraps-is-busy:

Now, I don’t want to eat babies. I have no interest in eating babies. BUT, I feel we shouldn’t have these restrictions on eating children. It allows extra opportunities, and provides healthy competition in baby eating. Now, I repeat I won’t eat babies, but I feel the option should be open. After all, I wouldn’t be spending a great deal of money trying to repeal laws against cannibalizing the youth if I actually wanted to eat babies. I won’t. I don’t. But I think I should be allowed to without restriction. 

that proposal sounds rather modest if you ask me

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    that proposal sounds rather modest if you ask me
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