yourplayersaidwhat:

So we had a crazy session tonight.
It started like:
DM: “I’m gonna need all your character sheets.”
All the players: *finish our most recent level and hand him the character sheets*
DM: *Proceeds to hand out the character sheets incorrectly*
Me: “Wait this isn’t mine”
DM: “I know.”

It continued:
My satyr got the human fighter’s body and he told me to “enjoy toes.”

The rouge who was playing my sorcerer: *Runs away instead of helping with my arsenal of blast spells*

Me as the fighter: *gets paralyzed with fear by some freaky necrotic kobolds*
The fighter in the druid: *Uses cure wounds on me as 4-5 kobolds beat me up* “Hey, Xeno, I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t die in my body. And if you do, I’m taking yours forever.”

Fighter in druid: *uses the bear form to just slaughter a kobold*
Druid in the rouge (who constantly fails intimidation checks in bear form): “I am scary! I am scary!!”

Fighter in druid: *Nat 20s to acro across an acid pit, taking me in his body with him* “I am not letting you almost die in my body again!”

We did get back in our own bodies however even after running away, the rouge somehow got my health down to 4 out of 20