Silver Tongue
me: hey i make dick jokes sometimes and now that im reaching my mid 20s i dont really feel comfortable doing that in front of ppl half my age. can i press this button to block my site for both our sakes?
tumblr: but what if they followed you before? :(
tumblr: what if they saw a post of yours somewhere else? :(
me: i dont care i just dont really want them to come into my asks and
tumblr: what if a 13 year old really wanted to come to you and tell you your entire lived experience is wrong based on internet politics that are so convoluted and specific they couldnt ever exist outside this shitty blue vacuum? :(
tumblr: what about that? :(
me:
tumblr: smorfs a doink
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  3. otrojean said: Zoinks™