Silver Tongue

tedkordisanasshole:

eternalfarnham:

outofcontextdnd:

The librarian leans in close. “Books… unavailable to the average citizen, warlock? I believe I can help you.” She leads you through winding halls until you come to a tiny doorway. Surreptitiously, she slips a small key into the lock and motions you in. Torches flicker, and as your eyes adjust to the light, you see that the room is full floor-to-cieling with… gnome erotica.

Was this the result of a failed skill check, or a successful one?

#i didn’t read the url at first #an as a librarian i thought’ yeah that makes sense’

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