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People who eat nerds like they are taking a shot scare me to the bone

I keep thinking abt this post. How else does one eat nerds??????

Like what do you do?? Pick them all out one by one?? Isn’t it much better to rip the box open and crunch them all at once ?

1) yes 2) fuck you

coward

I completely forgot nerds were a candy for this entire post

Obviously the correct way is to pour out a small amount into your hand and then thp thp thp them with the tip of your tongue like a lizard

All of these are wrong. One must first spill them across the nearest available clean surface and then sort them by size. Once having done that, take each group and individually put each piece in your mouth - one at a time!- and suck on the nerd until it has dissolved. This is the proper procedure for eating nerds you heathens.

If you’re going to put all that effort in you might as well line them up and snort them.

But then you miss out on the flavor???

If you snort nerds I guarantee you’ll do more than taste them.