this week on ghost court
living person: You have NO right haunting me!
Ghost: YOU ATE ME!!
Ghosts lawyer: It states here that you consumed jerky made of my clients fleshLiving persons lawyer: Your honer, my client only ate that jerky as per the last wishes of the defendant. it was in his last will and testiment. he has no legal right haunting my client.
King minos: How did i get roped into this job
Did you wake up in a cold sweat to write this?
no it was inspired by a conversation with my sister about whether or not we would legally be allowed to haunt someone if we made them eat our flesh after death
my original option for judge was judge judy but shes still alive for now
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FUCKIGN TIME TRAVELERS STEALING MY POSTS FROM THE FUTURE
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Turns out it’s an actual thing.
