No no no you’re supposed to say “who” and then I go “it’s not a who. It’s a when.” And then you reblog it and say “when” and I say

WHEN SHE COMES

but we can’t go back from this no this is the point of no return, I’m afraid. Shut the post down, boys. Shut the whole thing DOWN.

There’ll be more work for ya next year. Maybe. This project just didn’t meet our lofty expectations. Best y’all head home now

another so-called tech startup down the drain