yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: half of our campaign start out already knowing each other and as a group, decide to go inside the tavern in a town we basically got teleported to. This is us entering the tavern.

Persephone the bard, OOC: I kick the door open

DM: ok, so-

Persephone: no wait, I turn the knob enough to crack the door and THEN I kick the door in!

DM: o-ok. So the door opens ever so slightly with a loud and attention grabbing cream before you kick the door in. Everyone is staring at you.

Persephone: now that’s how you make an entrance!

DM, to me a rogue: ok so what’s your move?

Me: I want to stealthily sneak inside through the window.

DM: roll stealth

Me, a disaster: *rolls a 2*

DM, after everyone collectively facepalms: so you open the window and it makes the loudest creaking noise ever. Everyone is now paying attention to you as you cartoonishly tiptoe through the window and duck behind a table, still visible to pretty much everyone in the bar!

DM, @our Elf wizard, Blanc: now, how do you get in the tavern?

Blanc, amazed at our extraness: I…I just walk in?????