Silver Tongue

papatulus:

cheercaptain:

PSA: any sentence that follows the formula of “verb your noun” e.g “pee your pants” “kiss your wife” “water your plants” is code for “kill yourself” and if you receive such a message here on tumblr.com you should report it to the cyber authorities immediately 

my mum: eat your vegetables!!

me, a 27 year old tumblr user: just say you hate mentally ill people

Reblogged 5 years ago from deep-sea-prince (Originally from cheercaptain)
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    I’m sure as hell glad that this is tagged sarcasm, because I sure as hell can’t hell on this webbed site.
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