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“But that is a bear.”

Our party was traveling through vast grasslands, on a quest for the emperor to deal with an uprising. The storyline is based on Asiatic themes.

My elf Druid, OOC: I want to keep watch as we travel in case anything happens.

DM: Roll Perception.

Me: *rolls a 17*

DM: You see a bear eating berries off in the distance.

The half elf fighter, OOC: Is it a Panda?

DM: No, I said it was a bear!

Party: …

Everyone: *busts up into laughter*