cassandraooc:

dyonoi:

cassandraooc:

If you are a Homestuck and live in Washington please vote for Dave Strider for US senate it is the least you can do to make up for the flood of excited homestuck posts that are already overtaking his facebook page.

real talk as a washington state resident dont actually do this. vote for maria cantwell. the senate is a big fucking deal and voting for this guy is the equivalent of throwing your vote away and voting for harambe, and we cant afford this especially not right now

Gonna reblog this too because I don’t actually want my joke to be taken too seriously and you should definitely research who you vote for. It *is* important. Please put thought and research into who you vote for, because bad things happen when you don’t.
Please don’t take this too seriously.

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  3. senatesamuraidave said: no it isnt a joke and you really need to watch closer everything I stand for the others dont. so you know I was forced off of my hard fought liberty and 3 things you dont mess with when you are messing with a Marine Liberty, PAY and sleep. and depending on the severity of the infraction I cant wait to serve warrants for arrest and seizure. and if you read what I stand for you will see she stands for the money from her donors, she lies and steals…
  4. senatesamuraidave said: iplaytolosebitch if you want to kill, kill the source not the people I have sworn to protect. Yes that means you too. I do not have a weapon so feel confident in completing your mission begin with me. remember I am a Marine so dont let the white hair fool you. and please do not threaten people when I am present. the oath means my life for those oppressed, trouble is Marines are like a tidal wave and if your successful you have bragging rights.
  5. senatesamuraidave said: dementedlollypop please do not vote party lines in 2016 she voted against Bernie and the 73% that voted for him the election was fixed, and that is an act of treason, if she were in the military she would have been charged with sedition. election fixing is the worse and this Marine Corps veteran who was offered a position to be a government prosecutor I know what I am talking about.
  6. senatesamuraidave said: If I thought any of the other candidates including those holding office were going to get the will of the people heard in the WDC I would not have come out of retirement and fighting for what should be the norm. When you vote against the men and women that defend this nation, after you send them to fight a war for money and resources you have committed an act against Humanity and disgraced the uniform and our Republic
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