Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

(We are exploring a sewer.)
DM: “As you walk down the hallway, you hear a clacking noise, like hard stuff on hard stuff.”
Player: “It’s two dicks.”
DM: “It is not two dicks. It is in fact a dick’s worst enemy, a whole family of crabs.”

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