banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2:

weird things that have happened to rose lalonde (as long term effects of going grimdark *once*)

1) white hair. it’s just straight up white now. at first she thought it was cool but then she tried dying it. it didn’t work.
2) vomiting ink-like substances every time she gets any gastrointestinal illness
3) you know what’s bad? acne. you know what’s worse? blackheads that are part eldritch terror and squirm in the sink once popped
4) who needs HRT when the Deep Ones have taken a fancy to you for participating as a vessel to their Omens? (read: horrorterrors might be terrifying but they want you to feel as comfortable as you can in your skin. sometimes that involves instant hrt & srs. i project my desires a lot okay?)
5) no matter how much perfume she douses herself in, she always smells faintly like the sea

what if she sweats a slime like substance that is paralytic