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Are y'all high?

Bruce 

- an average human dude
- has no superpowers to speak of
- trained fighting for like, 10, 20 years tops
- uses fancy but breakable human-made gadgets

Diana

- literally a deity
- “only a god can kill another god”
- trained fighting for 500 to 2,000 years (depending on who you ask) under Antiope, the greatest general in the history of a legendary warrior race
- can fly
- can literally level a building with a single punch
- can control lightning
- able to take punches by someone capable of crumbling a gun with their bare hands
- can toss a tank with her bare hands like it’s nbd
- has magical weapons originally made for & owned by gods

Being a man doesn’t give you the ability to defeat a deity who’s trained for centuries under the best of the best, has magic powers, and magic weapons, you twats.

Being a man doesn’t make you better than a deity.

No being a man doesn’t make you better than a woman, being Batman makes you better than a woman, what people always seem to forget is that on top of all the money and gadgets Batman is an expert in all forms of martial arts, a master tactician, and the smartest member of the justice league, if anyone has a weakness he knows it, and he has contingency plans for all members of the justice leagues, so yes while Wonder Woman would probably win in a fair fight you have to remember that Batman doesn’t fight fair

“what people always seem to forget is that on top of all the money and gadgets Batman is an expert in all forms of martial arts, a master tactician, and the smartest member of the justice league” 

1. …Did you actually read my original post? At all?

I’m perfectly aware of Batman’s fighting abilities and tactical skills. 

However, you’re blatantly ignoring the fact that while Bruce is “an expert in all forms of martial arts [and] a master tactician” SO IS DIANA. 

What’s more, you’re also ignoring the fact that Diana has trained for between 25 to 100 times longer than Bruce has, and under MUCH more qualified and skilled tutors than the League of Shadows could ever hope to be in their wildest dreams.

Like I point out in my original post, Bruce has trained for maybe 20 years under the instruction of some rando ninja assassins. 

Diana trained for 500-2,000 years (depending on which version of her you’re going with), and her instructor was either the greatest general in history or War itself. And you can bet your ass her training included tactical planning.

As Batman once put it, “she’s skilled… a warrior born”.

So in arguing that “he could beat her because of his training” what you’re saying is that a man with only 20 years of training could beat someone who’s trained between 25 to 100 times longer than he has. 

That makes as much sense as saying a guy with no training whatsoever could beat Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan. 

“if anyone has a weakness he knows it, and he has contingency plans for all members of the justice leagues”

We’ve literally seen Batman try and fight Wonder Woman

HE LOST

BADLY

Wonder Woman is a better fighter, she’s a better tactician and she’s stronger and faster than Bruce will ever be

Putting this for more evidence. 

Fuck fake fanboys who don’t know shit. Batman could never beat Wonder Woman. And Bruce knows it.

And Bruce admits it freely because he has no delusions regarding his own abilities. Or hers.

It’s the fake fanboys who are deluded.

you know what, i’m pretty sure batman himself would be the first to demolish idiotic batman stans who think he can beat anyone and everyone because he’s sooooo smart. one of his greatest strengths is a realistic assessment of his abilities. he would not thank you for trying to make a god of him.

and diana, well… literal demigod. don’t be an idiot.

there are only two ways diana has been defeated that i know of, neither of which batman could ever possibly do. one was a massive atomic explosion that destroyed all life on the planet and the other was sending wave after wave of fighters for weeks on end to fight her to exhaustion. Batman can never hope to do either of these and millions will die before diana is beaten