Slick:

Wears a wide brimmed Fedora:

Droog:

Wears a Homburg:

Deuce:

Wears a Boss of the Plains hat:

Or a Porkpie:

And Boxcars:

Is some variation of an Akubra:

Learn your 1920’s

Also, to everyone who wears a Trilby with Droog cosplays or Slick cosplays

You’re historically inaccurate

But you look great so who really cares

You’re welcome