Canadian Nightmare
JESUS CHRIST
WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST
The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.
This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever needed
Bless you Canada and your gigantic dinosaur snowplow monsters
Woo woo, motherfucker!
Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.
Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.
It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.
Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
O’ER THE HILLS WE GO
SCREAMING ALL THE WAY
ANTLERS OF MOOSE WILL SWING
MAKING SPIRITS FRIGHT
WHAT FEAR IT IS TO RUN AND FLING
A FEARFUL SCREAM TONIGHT
THE MOOSE HOOFS, THE MOOSE HOOFS
TRAMPING OUR WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO CRY
IN A ONE MOOSE OPEN WAY!!!!!!!!
Reblogging because Christmas