
officially-william-dudley-pelley:
Alfred and his boomstick
Booster Gold #12
I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred
Alfred is going to paint the walls
“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”
Now that I’m on my computer.
You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.
How do you feel?
I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible.
I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.
I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.
In case you didn’t catch it….
ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.
and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.
Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.
Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.
Abilities
Acting: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.
Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)
Medicine: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the Batman Family.
Mimicry: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.
Stick Fighting: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.
This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.
-Obsidian
So glad this post has blown up
Casual reminder that when Bruce died and Dick took over as Batman, Twoface knew something was up and proceeded to beat the shit out of Dick, demanding to fight ‘the real batman.’ So Alfred put on the cowl showed him that Batman was still alive and well.
Also, lets not forget the single most heartbreaking page I’ve ever read, from Batman #687:
Who gave you the right?
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Batman ain’t protecting Gotham from the villains, he’s protecting the villains from Alfred.
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