Context: The party was moving rocks from a recent cave-in to create a small path to pass through with ease. Our Druid (Me) lifts a rock to find the top half of a soldier’s corpse. The rest of the party consists of an Orc Barbarian, Wood Elf Rogue, and a Human Warlock who is a charlatan.
Druid: That must have hurt.
Warlock: Can I pickpocket him?
DM: Ugh…Roll.
Warlock: *Rolls a nat1*
DM: You come up empty due to the fact that the half of him with the pockets is nowhere to be found. Dumb ass.
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