Context: The party was moving rocks from a recent cave-in to create a small path to pass through with ease. Our Druid (Me) lifts a rock to find the top half of a soldier’s corpse. The rest of the party consists of an Orc Barbarian, Wood Elf Rogue, and a Human Warlock who is a charlatan.

Druid: That must have hurt.

Warlock: Can I pickpocket him?

DM: Ugh…Roll.

Warlock: *Rolls a nat1*

DM: You come up empty due to the fact that the half of him with the pockets is nowhere to be found. Dumb ass.