yourplayersaidwhat

Context: players are arguing with a gatekeeper, whom just told them to find a lost member of his order.

GK: He has a strange hammer, with a flint near the head of it. I suppose it would light aflame or explode?

Tiefling: So we need to find a bitch with an exploding hammer? Sounds easy enough.

Tiefling: can’t wait for THAT to come back to haunt me.