Aries imagining what it would be like to fly around everywhere with fairy wings

Taurus wearing mismatched socks and 3D glasses all the time

Gemini wearing a party hat to funerals

Cancer pretending to be a cat no matter how inappropriate the situation

Leo licking your monitor to try and taste the pictures on the screen

Virgo yelling at everything, especially inanimate objects

Libra constantly consulting a magic eight ball for advice

Scorpio carrying both lipstick and a miniature chainsaw in your bag

Sagittarius prancing around the house with a “magic” wand even though you know magic isn’t real

Capricorn buying tons of exotic milk, like milk from cows or horses

Aquarius putting clown horns on your shoes so you honk every time you take a step

Pisces getting really confused and disoriented by zodiac posts and not really being sure why