Tragic Backstory Battle
Dwarf Skald: Mind if I take a crack at your problem?
Guard: How about fuck you.
Dwarf Skald: …And fuck this, I’m going to the tank.
Guard: Your dwarf is a moody one.
Human Brawler: I believe he has undergone some serious trauma in the past few days.
Guard: My brother was just killed today. Tell me about trauma.
Human Brawler: His best friend was possessed by a malevolent sword and his soul was damned to the blackest pit of hell.
Aasimar Summoner: My parents burned to death, along with my house.
Dragon Paladin: My mate ate my son.
Human Rogue: My grandfather’s body is currently being worn like a meat suit by a demon and I’m forced to feel every inkling of pain he does.
Guard: …I’ll get the Cognac.
Party: Thank you.
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