Someone stole the Captain’s cookies aboard a boat, en route to our destination. Obviously an investigation had to follow.

Bard OOC: I want to question the human. He looks suspicious. 

Rogue OOC: The Captain said he was gluten intolerant. 

Bard: “Hey, you. Did you take the cookies?”

Human: “No. I don’t eat gluten. I think -”

Bard: “How do we know you’re not lying?”

Human: “I -”

Bard: “Hey, Cleric, pin him down. Let’s make him eat bread.”

Cleric OOC: I rolled a 19! I’m pinning him down!

Paladin OOC: I rolled a nat 20 on strength to shove bread in his mouth!

Bard: “Yes! Yes! Shove at least four slices! A good amount of gluten! Is he puking yet?”

They were all very surprised when the NPC was not only actually a celiac, but very upset with the party after this stunt.