My DM has mentioned the possibility of my character’s death as a few too many NPC’s who can see the future so I’m worried that he might kill him off. So just in case he does and I’m not happy with it, I have some truly awful backup characters to pull out such as:
- A half-orc barbarian who’s just Shrek
- A Kenku that only communicates via a Duke Nukem soundboard
- Paul of House Blart, Paladin of Ma’all, God of Justice and Mercantile
- A gnome bard who exclusively plays Crazy Frog songs
- And a Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortle
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