also, just hear me out
modern AU where Harry Potter is a member of some other subculture before learning he was a wizard, and the views of this subculture plus seeing the awesome and ignored power of the Time Turner are what prompt him to declare he’ll “fix” the magical world in line with the views of his subculture
Potter streamed Super Metroid and Ocarina of Time on Twitch.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Speedrunning
“Now, the Chamber of Secrets is only supposed to open for the Heir of Slytherin. But as it turns out, if you block the basilisk’s path out while you’re still in i-frames from the Bloody Baron, the magic just gets very confused,” he said, sprinting through the dungeon, repeatedly aiming his wand up and down.