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Suddenly I forgot how to read…

Originally posted by shaymaeb

The Shape Of Water Review: The Problem With Inter-Species Romance

The review is from Gamespot, by the way.

“It’s one thing to ask audiences to suspend belief for this fairy tale, and it’s a whole other thing to ask them to consider for one moment that an otherwise sane woman would be so desperate as to fall for a creature who can’t even survive on dry land–not when there are actual men in this town.”

Haha man someone tell this dude that he is not the hot commodity that he thinks he is and personally speaking I for one am eager to get away from actual men and be whisked into the loving arms of a fishman.

motherfucker you work for a video game publication in 2017 and you somehow didn’t notice that everyone and their grandpa wanted to get rawed by the giant fish man from breath of the wild

Women Would Rather Fuck Fish Than Me and Here’s Why That’s a Problem

women would rather
fuck fish than me and here’s
why that’s a problem

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