Our party, after just murdering an npc and dumping their body in a lake, is making their way to the next city over to speak with the visiting King. The Queen has tasked us with his return back home before he does anything stupid.
Our low intelligence Dwarf Bard: So who do we have to kill for this mission?
Half Elf Paladin: We need to stay under the radar. So maybe we “ix-nay” on the “urder-may” for the moment.
Bard: Okay, you know I don’t speak Elvish.
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