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how to tell a god to fuck themselves without them smiting you

dbdjjd ok so i hate being That Person but i had to
anyway i returned from the beach like two hours ago
so i was sitting in the sand, wanting some water to wet my legs yknow?? cause its pleasant
but nothing came to me
so i jokingly go like
“oh well fuck you too poseidon i dont want your water anyway”
and i stand up to grab a plastic cup (a kid likes their cola)
and a fucking wave hits me
it reached until a bit above my mid-thigh
and just

fuck you, poseidon

reblog with your godly experience i once told zeus to fuck off and lightning struck the field next to us i have two witnesses and i convinced my christian mother greek gods are real

also im convinced @the-ghosty-king is a son of zeus every time hes sad it storms out

My little sister asked me why birds sing so early in the morning and i told her it was because Apollo plays music when he pulls the sun into the sky and the birds are singing along. the day after I told her that, she asks if we can sing a song as we walk to school every morning. Of course I say yes and now we do (she usually picks the song so usually it’s like stronger than you from steven universe or the miraculous ladybug theme song). When i asked her why she said “cus i want to sing with the sun man too” so like… I hope Apollo enjoys my 6yo sister and I serenading him every week day???

Reblog this again for this ^

I WAS AT A TRUCK STOP AT LIKE MIDNIGHT READING THE DIONYSUS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE AND I WAS LIKE MAN IM BORED DIONYSUS SEEMS LIKE A GUY WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

AND THEN THIS DRUNK GUY COMES TUMBLING OUT OF THE CONVENIENCE STORE AND BARFS ON ANOTHER LADY’S CAR

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE IT WAS HILARIOUS THANKS DIONYSUS

@verypatientmanatee

This is my new favorite post in the whole internet, thank you very much.

Also: don’t fuck with Poseidon, this guy just can’t stand rudeness

one time i was talking with my coworkers about how much of a bitch hera is before i went on a delivery to motel 6 and their peacocks jumped onto the hood of my car. they usually ignore me and stay away from the car.