Silver Tongue

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.

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I’m newly terrified by the implication that librarians aren’t people and I’ve misjudged what exactly I’m up against

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