trash-bot:

constitutionalist-slav:

mojave-red:

Humans

“Man is hit by a speeding car and thrown 25 feet. Gets up with no injuries.”

Also Humans

“Man slips on floor and hits head on counter, dies instantly.”

We’re set for die instantly or never and there’s no in between

This reads like an alien meme

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