billykaplxn
New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

billykaplxn

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like
“Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk”
“Jesus Christ.”
“….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

llewellyenanchaisleaindubh

Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

billykaplxn

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

dxrk-sxxls

Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine

comingtotermssapphics

FUCKING YES

leaper182

I kind of don’t care if I’m going to hell. This is hilarious, and I would watch it.

gingersnapwolves

this totally made me think of this post

comingtotermssapphics

it got better