scraps-is-busy:

takashi0:

somefuckerstolemyusername:

- a character is sent to the moon for 1000 years
- a war is started by a pink pony singing about sharing
- a bird dies on-screen (she gets better)
- a character performs a sonic boom that alters the course of history
- another character causes several alternate timelines just by preventing that sonic boom
- a god of chaos turns a small village into the capital of the world for about an hour
- the ruler of a country turns the worst day of her life into a national holiday
- love turns horrifying, shape-shifting bugs into beautiful, non-shape-shifting bugs
- a character casts a spell on a doll that causes everyone to fight each other over it
- she has done this before
- a dragon and a princess straight-up kill a man
- like, he dead
- he fuckin exploded
- a character enters a portal to an alternate dimension and becomes Alpha Bitch at a high school
- said dimension also houses creatures that feed on hatred and were banished there thousands of years ago
- the most powerful wizard in history would have been even more powerful if he had friends
- Weird Al Yankovic voices a pony
- said pony accidentally ruins the life of the pony who inspired him to throw parties
- three schoolchildren spend five seasons trying to find their purpose in life
- a character survives a cockatrice attack by giving it a stern talking-to
- a character alters reality, fixes it, and becomes a princess, all over the span of 24 hours
- an author writes a series of bestsellers about her own adventures
- the school bully is only as rich as she is because of her main target’s family
- the god of chaos is friends with a stage magician, a beetle, a former tyrant, and a shy girl who likes animals
- a baby is named after the catastrophic event she caused
- a character can predict the future based on how her body acts

The bugs can still shapeshift tho.

Movie Edition:

- cat attempts to sell ponies into slavery.
- warship and conquering army mistaken for clowns upon arrival
- magic potion acts just like dial-up
- colorful pony convinces colorful bird people to quit their unionless jobs and become pirates.
- musical number used to hide attempted theft
- spunky pirate lady in skimpy clothing jumps out of cake
- there are jiggle physics, but not on her. They’re on the really fat one to her left.
- dragon fire kills a guy, he doesn’t get up.
- villain fucks up the calendar by swapping the sun and moon around a lot.
- stoning enemies statistically effective.