Playing a homebrew campaign. We’re about to be fighting a boss who is essentially quasi-divine in the sewers bc we just escaped from a prison he runs. I’m playing as an Aarakocra (hawk-person) bard. Our strategy has been to try to push him out of the circles he makes around himself. We are rarely successful.
DM(as the boss): Ok, lets make this interesting *combines blue and green magic circles that protect him from physical and elemental damage around self into one singular silver circle*
DM(ooc): You know, there’s a very simple solution to all this.
Me(ooc): uhh?…. I roll perception
*lands a 16*
DM: You notice the circle is physical
Me: I pick up the circle with both hands to tear it
*rolls for strength*
*lands nat 20*
Me: and as I tear it in half, I yell “THIS BITCH PHYSICAL, YEET!”
DM: The baddie crumples to the ground, disintegrating before your eyes. The last word he hears is “YEET”. He dies a broken man.
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