in that “rubyverse au” i had where its like… su, but leggy is the main character and its about the ruby squad’s adventures, i wrote a fake ep description thats like: doc gets poofed and the whole ep is the rest of them fighting over who gets to be leader while she reforms

the whole ep is an excuse for the rest of them to shape-shift into a uniform like doc’s and bicker about who should rightfully be the leader and they’re all… so terrible

Eyeball: okay CLEARLY i should be in charge, im the longest in-service among us and a war veteran and- 
Army: O YA? I CAN BENCH PRESS THIS WHOLE DANG SHIP
Navy: Rubies, rubies, I’m an EXCELLENT diplomat and plotter so I-
Leggy: I LIKE SUSPENDERS!!! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!! 

Doc reforms 3 minutes later to this hot mess