DM: Inside the chest, you find a rock with string attached to it, a glowing pearl, and a rod with a button on it.

Rogue: I give the rod to the ranger because I don’t want it but I pocket the other two.

DM: Do you wanna see if you can identify them?

Rogue: I mean yeah I guess.

DM: Alright roll Arcana for me.

Rogue: *rolls a nat 20 and a 4*

DM: Alright, you get to identify one of the two, the rock or the pearl, so which one-

Rogue: THE ROCK.

DM: WHAT

Paladin: Oh my GOD

DM: ALRIGHT YOU IDENTIFY THE ROCK WITH STRING ON IT

DM: IT’S A ROCK

DM: WITH STRING ON IT

DM: CONGRATULATIONS

Rogue: Wait WHAT? IS IT SERIOUSLY JUST A ROCK WITH A STRING!?

DM: IT IS A ROCK WITH A STRING CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS

Paladin: I’m so mad right now