*dirk voice* a stove? you mean the ramen noodle maker?
hal please dont tell me you use your stove to make ramen instead of a microwave like civilized people
wait what the fuck people use the microwave to make ramen who the fuck ARE you people jesus fucking christ
I have no stove at work bq this is office employee erasure
i use a water heater i dont understand
*eats ramen raw and downs the flavour packet first.*